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Calm Your Tits!

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Needing to scrub up for a big, badass celebration? Maybe someone you know is getting married and you’re on the prowl for a new fella too…..preparation doesn’t start with the outfit but with your body and we both know you’ve left it too late to lose a few kilos and your feeling a bit like a scrubber!! So Calm Your Tits and get your ass into a bath full of this fizzing, foaming relaxing shit. Forget your troubles and think positive thoughts and stop bashing yourself!

Made with skin muscle-soothing Sea, Magnesium and Himalayan salts to relieve tired ass aching muscles, and packed full of beautiful natural exfoliating, cleansing and nourishing ingredients that will leave your body so smooth and supple the family won’t recognise the goddess who emerges from the bathroom.

Fragranced with Wild Frangipani, an all-time favourite scent combination of fir needle, orange, frangipani, lily of the valley, rose and star jasmine.


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Funny Inappropriate gifts. Calm Your Tits! Bath Salts Australia

Funny Inappropriate gifts. Cheeky all-natural Australian made bath salts. Why should your bathroom be boring when you’re not. Cos You’re an awesome bathroom babe!

Try it out for some super fizzing and frothy goodness and awesome calming bliss when you have more than any sane human can handle!!? These bath salts will transform your bathing bliss into that calm serene place you need to be.

Packed full of soothing and relaxing ingredients to help you wash away your cares and live to fight another day!

Fragranced with the popular and unique Wild Frangipani which is a beautiful combination of fir needle, orange, frangipani, lily of the valley, rose and star jasmine.

Explicit Body Care products are made fresh with no nasty preservatives.

Explicit Body Care is committed to making your shopping experience both easy to follow and full of inner cheeky behaviour! Whilst our labels are hilarious the products themselves are made with care and quality ingredients in small batches to ensure freshness and excellence. Our products are never tested on our furry friends only willing human beings…mostly our own children!!

These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. If irritation occurs please discontinue use.

Bath Salts Australia Ingredients: Bicarbonate of soda, Citric acid, Magnesium Sulphate, Himalayan salt fine, Sodium Coco Sulphate (is 100% derived from coconut and is palm-free), Cosmetic Fragrance, Cosmetic grade colour.

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500g, 250g

2 reviews for Calm Your Tits!

  1. Melissa

    These are the most amazing smelling salts…just dreamy with heaps of bubbles too. Think its funny to get into a bath and Calm my tits with some Calm your tits!

  2. Corrine

    Perfect gifts for my best girl friends, they smell amazing!

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